A planet called Nothing!

In a planet called Nothing, it has nothing. No cloths, no food, no candy, no drugs, no walls, no ceilings, no computer, no music, no beds, no balloons, no televisions, no chairs, no rocks, no people, no drinks, no books, & no sound. I am going to Nothing, because, I’m going to save the planet, Nothing!

The 5 little meerkats went to the market

The meerkats from Africa are going to the market. Were almost there to the market, I see it! Can we go there Daddy? You're right Sister Meerkat. Take off your seatbelts. Me want candy. No candy Tina. We will buy applesauce. Hooray! This will cost $10.00. Do we have 10 dollars? I have a 20 dollar bill. Here is your change. Thank you for shopping!

The Owl at day

Mouse Eater the owl loves to wake up during the day just like people, rabbits, and mice. Mouse Eater ate 30 mice so far in the day! Now it is night. The other owls wake up, but Mouse Eater went to sleep, like the people.

My Dream in Paris, France

Before I went to bed, I look at my map and saw France, and then I saw Paris. I remembered what Paris, France looks like. It has accordions, French bread, and the Eiffel tower. I remembered the Eiffel Tower and I’m going to dream about it. Then, it did not come true.
My dream began in Times Square in New York City. I was trying to find an airport here, but this city is really huge! So, I went to the top of the Empire State Building and I saw an airport! I got my gear and then glided to the airport. I got lots of money in my pocket! I hope they won’t fall! After landing on the airport, I went on a plane on accident! I was trying to go to Chicago, but it took off immediately!
I was headed towards Paris, France then I went inside. I just paid $200 for that. A stranger said "Hello Jeffrey!" Then I got surprised! "What’s your name?" "Susan," That’s my sister’s name! After that, we ate hamburgers and chips. "Nous are désormais infinitif et arriver France. Veuillez mettre ton on." "I don’t know what the pilot was saying," said me. "But I can translate French into English." She said "He says ‘We’re now about to arrive France. Please put your seatbelts on.’"
Then, we arrived the city, Paris! "Wow! This airport is so huge!" said Susan. "Where can we go first?" "I know! The Eiffel Tower is a good place!" "Good idea!" Said Susan. "I don’t know where it is." "I know where it is. Follow me!" "Is that the Eiffel Tower?" I said. "Sure is." I wanted to go to the top, but there is no elevator! So, we just learned about it. After we learned about it, we went to the fair.
I went to the fair, but it seems a lot different to our kind of fair. The only thing it has in common is the Ferris wheel. I went to the ticket booth and I traded $100 for 100 tickets! I enjoyed the rides but now I’m starving. I ate French fries, and a soft drink. Then, Susan said, "Hello! This is my best friend. Her name is Tina. She’s my classmate." "Bon Jouir." Said Tina. "What does that mean?" "It means ‘Hello!’." "Oh I get it! I’ll say ‘Bon Jouir!’ to everyone!" "But don’t! These guys are strangers!"
The alarm rang when it’s time for breakfast. "Wake up!" Said my mom! But I won’t get up! So she banged me on the wall. Then I woke up! I ate some cereal and then dressed up in red, white, and blue which are the colors in France. My dream really came true! Then when it’s time for school, I said to all of my classmates, "Bon Jouir!"

P.S. That was only in a dream. Sorry abour the no elevator part. :P

Plans for the Future

Plan A

At age 18, I will earn at least $200,000. Then I will go to Sydney, Australlia. I will have to find someone cute. We'll get married and have a nice home. And we live happily ever after.


Plan B

When I have about $4,000,000 dollars, I will build my own city called Jeffrey City! It will be in the middle of the ocean and will attract 4,000,000 visitors! It will be 115x105 miles in area and it will be futuristic.

Plan C

When I'm old enough, I'm going to buy a new home. It's going to be my new single person home. Nobody to marry, just going to make my own video games.


Pros and cons

Pros

Plans B and C can make you super popular by new video games.

Plan A can make you go back to heaven.

Plan B is a very smart plan.

Plan C is the cheapest plan!

Plan A is Dad's choice.

Plan B is a popular choice.

Cons

Plan B can take for hundreds of years to take.

Plan C uses the least intellegence.

You have to be very smart and rich to do plan B!

Dad says Plan C is lame.

Plans A and B are too formal.

Plan C may not take you to the Celestial Kingdom!

Status:

A- +1 Point
B- +0 Points
C- -1 Points

Code Cracker 2

Crack This Code!!






47 86/ 17 7 77 45 55 25 66 16/ 6 7 46 17/ 25 67/ 5 55 65 67 26/ 40.

Jeffrey's Code Part 2

Numbers that are bold can't be changed. Use a slash to make a space for Jeffrey's Code.
' must be next to a number to make a contration.

1st Code Cracker

Can you solve it?



37 16 15 15 55 16 86' 67/ 76 45 55 35 17/ 25 67/ 66 26 16/ 6 16 67 66!

Jeffrey's Code Part 1

A= 07 B= 06 C= 05
D= 17 E= 16 F= 15
G= 27 H= 26 I= 25
J= 37 K= 36 L= 35
M= 47 N= 46 O= 45
P= 57 Q= 56 R= 55
S= 67 T= 66 U= 65
V= 77 W= 76 X= 75
Y= 86 Z= 85

Chao Picture

This is the picture I drew a long time ago in October 2006. It's a school picture. Isn't that a pretty picture? :-)