Rating Warning

This blog is rated PG (Probally G). Please don't use bad language for 6 or 9 year olds. If you send a bad message, I'm reporting you.

It could be rated PG!

  • -------------
  • -------------
  • ----------
  • -----------
  • -----------------
  • Little
  • Kids
  • Should
  • Not
  • Look
  • At
  • This
  • Because
  • It
  • Could
  • Be
  • Rated
  • PG!
  • ---------------
  • ---------

Note

These ---------- are just borders.

Jigglypuff

Jigglypuff
This is what Jigglypuff looks like!

6/10/2007

The Horrible Hamsters from Hatville

One hot day in Hatville, there is hundreds of hamsters who wanted one hundred thousand hats for the day. There are 2 horrible hamsters that haven’t had a hat today or previous days. "I don’t want a hat." said Henry. Hoy says, "Want a hat?" Then Henry says, "No! Horrible hamsters from Hatville don’t wear hats." "So, want a small hat?" Said Hoy. "Tiny, Little Mini, un, that’s very good!" Said Henry. "I want one for Heather!" So, he went to Heather’s house and there she is! She is crying, but she is horrible too. "What are you doing here?" Said Henry. "I want a huge hat." Said Heather.
"Let’s go to the huge hat store." Said Henry. So they went to the huge hat store and they pick some really huge hats! Henry throwed his tiny hat away and he was hungry. "This will cost $3.00 please. Thank you." Said the Store Manager. Soon, she found the H food store. They only have Hamburgers & Hot dogs. Soon, Heather is full and went to buy another huge hat that is huger but only cost $2. Her hat fits perfectly & she is happy. Henry is surprised about her hat and this is the end.

Mike the mouse

On Sunday, there was a mouse named Mike. He love to read books the most. He had 8 friends. They are Adam, Bonita, Carlos, Emily, George, Michael, Sara, and Young Zackary. They are mice too. "There is a problem!" "What is the problem?" "The tree is covered with snow." "We need 9 shovels." Adam said. So they opened the door and it’s stuck. "I know! I can use a hammer! So Mike used a hammer and hammered and hammered until the door is broken all the way. Now we can shovel the snow. They went to the tree and shoveled the snow until all of the snow is all gone.

The adventures of B-boy and G-girl

In a beautiful day, B-boy and G-girl woke up in a summer day. Their mom says, "If you swim, I can’t remember you. So they went swimming in the water, take a shower, and use a marker that could last for years. Then, they meet Jerry Giraffe. He lost his friend, Peter parrot. Jerry dug until they find a big villain. They battled it. B-boy did most of the fighting, because G-Girl is too weak to fight. They continued do dig and there is Barney the Dinosaur. They ate them all but he spits the friends because it is stinky and he died. They continued digging until they are in the lunchbox of doom! But Peter parrot is in here! They got out the lunchbox of doom and they returned home.

Maria & Mario

One morning, Maria and Mario is going to the fair now to 7:30AM. Maria is Mario’s twin. They all wear red. Mom is cooking breakfast now. "Want some breakfast?" Said their mom. Then they ate all the breakfast. "Let’s go to the fair." Said Maria.
They pack equipment and they went to the car.
First, they went to the Merry-go-round, next the Ferris wheel, third the teacup ride, soon Mario is hungry. So, they ate lunch and continue.
They played games like ring-toss, bulls-eye, bowling, and mini-golf. They go on some more rides and the next show is coming up! They ran really fast, and they are just in time. But, Maria is hungry. So, she ate cotton candy and popcorn.
Soon, it was 6. They saw fireworks. They are red, blue, pink, purple, yellow, white, and green. It is 7:30PM now. They went back home.

A planet called Nothing!

In a planet called Nothing, it has nothing. No cloths, no food, no candy, no drugs, no walls, no ceilings, no computer, no music, no beds, no balloons, no televisions, no chairs, no rocks, no people, no drinks, no books, & no sound. I am going to Nothing, because, I’m going to save the planet, Nothing!

The 5 little meerkats went to the market

The meerkats from Africa are going to the market. Were almost there to the market, I see it! Can we go there Daddy? You're right Sister Meerkat. Take off your seatbelts. Me want candy. No candy Tina. We will buy applesauce. Hooray! This will cost $10.00. Do we have 10 dollars? I have a 20 dollar bill. Here is your change. Thank you for shopping!

The Owl at day

Mouse Eater the owl loves to wake up during the day just like people, rabbits, and mice. Mouse Eater ate 30 mice so far in the day! Now it is night. The other owls wake up, but Mouse Eater went to sleep, like the people.

My Dream in Paris, France

Before I went to bed, I look at my map and saw France, and then I saw Paris. I remembered what Paris, France looks like. It has accordions, French bread, and the Eiffel tower. I remembered the Eiffel Tower and I’m going to dream about it. Then, it did not come true.
My dream began in Times Square in New York City. I was trying to find an airport here, but this city is really huge! So, I went to the top of the Empire State Building and I saw an airport! I got my gear and then glided to the airport. I got lots of money in my pocket! I hope they won’t fall! After landing on the airport, I went on a plane on accident! I was trying to go to Chicago, but it took off immediately!
I was headed towards Paris, France then I went inside. I just paid $200 for that. A stranger said "Hello Jeffrey!" Then I got surprised! "What’s your name?" "Susan," That’s my sister’s name! After that, we ate hamburgers and chips. "Nous are désormais infinitif et arriver France. Veuillez mettre ton on." "I don’t know what the pilot was saying," said me. "But I can translate French into English." She said "He says ‘We’re now about to arrive France. Please put your seatbelts on.’"
Then, we arrived the city, Paris! "Wow! This airport is so huge!" said Susan. "Where can we go first?" "I know! The Eiffel Tower is a good place!" "Good idea!" Said Susan. "I don’t know where it is." "I know where it is. Follow me!" "Is that the Eiffel Tower?" I said. "Sure is." I wanted to go to the top, but there is no elevator! So, we just learned about it. After we learned about it, we went to the fair.
I went to the fair, but it seems a lot different to our kind of fair. The only thing it has in common is the Ferris wheel. I went to the ticket booth and I traded $100 for 100 tickets! I enjoyed the rides but now I’m starving. I ate French fries, and a soft drink. Then, Susan said, "Hello! This is my best friend. Her name is Tina. She’s my classmate." "Bon Jouir." Said Tina. "What does that mean?" "It means ‘Hello!’." "Oh I get it! I’ll say ‘Bon Jouir!’ to everyone!" "But don’t! These guys are strangers!"
The alarm rang when it’s time for breakfast. "Wake up!" Said my mom! But I won’t get up! So she banged me on the wall. Then I woke up! I ate some cereal and then dressed up in red, white, and blue which are the colors in France. My dream really came true! Then when it’s time for school, I said to all of my classmates, "Bon Jouir!"

P.S. That was only in a dream. Sorry abour the no elevator part. :P

6/09/2007

Plans for the Future

Plan A

At age 18, I will earn at least $200,000. Then I will go to Sydney, Australlia. I will have to find someone cute. We'll get married and have a nice home. And we live happily ever after.


Plan B

When I have about $4,000,000 dollars, I will build my own city called Jeffrey City! It will be in the middle of the ocean and will attract 4,000,000 visitors! It will be 115x105 miles in area and it will be futuristic.

Plan C

When I'm old enough, I'm going to buy a new home. It's going to be my new single person home. Nobody to marry, just going to make my own video games.


Pros and cons

Pros

Plans B and C can make you super popular by new video games.

Plan A can make you go back to heaven.

Plan B is a very smart plan.

Plan C is the cheapest plan!

Plan A is Dad's choice.

Plan B is a popular choice.

Cons

Plan B can take for hundreds of years to take.

Plan C uses the least intellegence.

You have to be very smart and rich to do plan B!

Dad says Plan C is lame.

Plans A and B are too formal.

Plan C may not take you to the Celestial Kingdom!

Status:

A- +1 Point

B- +0 Points
C- -1 Points

6/04/2007

Code Cracker 2

Crack This Code!!






47 86/ 17 7 77 45 55 25 66 16/ 6 7 46 17/ 25 67/ 5 55 65 67 26/ 40.

What color puffle are you?

The ?????

The ?????
It's a ?????! It looks scary to me! I have to remove the word again, so the blog won't be PG-13 rated.

Wa-Wa

Wa-Wa
Is that puppy cute?

Wubbzy

Wubbzy
Wow, Wow! It's a picture of Wubbzy!

Cream the Rabbit

Cream the Rabbit
Is she so cute?

My 5th Grade Graduation Video

Here's the link to my 5th grade Graduatation Video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awg7iA42luk

The other video is NC-17 rated.

Who is she?

In the "My 5th grade graduation" video where it says "5th grade dance", the girl is named Kristen.